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3.15.2008

Stuff You Probably Don't Know - Part 2

Probably every day of my life I have been told that I look tired. I don't know if it's that I'm so slovenly, or that I don't get very excited about most things, or that I don't smile a lot, or what. I know one of the problems is that genetically I have circles under my eyes (bags) that give off the impression that I am tired. But I'm not. I'm wide awake. Yet I can assure you that somebody tomorrow will ask me if I'm tired, or comment on how tired I look, or say "looks like that baby's keeping you up". She's not. It's just my eyes. JM

3.13.2008

Stuff You Probably Don't Know - Part 1

I haven't been posting a lot of personal stuff lately, so I thought I would make up for it by posting some stuff that basically nobody knows about me. In that vein:
I pick my nose. A lot. Each nostril at least once a day. If I'm home, then I'll put the booger in a tissue and throw it away or dump it in the toilet. If I'm in the car, which I usually am when I pick my nose, then I'll break the booger up into little pieces in the passenger side floorboard. If I'm at work, then I'll break the booger up into the trash can. The only variant to this is if the booger comes out snotty, or liquidy. Then I'll either flick it out the window as I'm driving (which is difficult to do because of the stickiness) or I'll wrap it up in a post-it note and throw it in the trash can if I'm at work. So do you pick your nose? JM