Last Comic Standing

I've had several people tell me that I should be a comedian. Man, after watching some of that last comic standing show, I really think I could do okay at it. Most of those people are terribly unfunny. The problem I have is that I don't know how to create a bit. I guess that comes with time as you just listen to different comedians and figure out what they're doing. Maybe when I retire from the ministry I'll go into geriatric standup. JM